La Maga en la ginecóloga. La Maga in the gynecologist.

Dr.:"-How old are you?"

¡Siguienteeeee! Nextttt!

Maga: "-I feel a pain in my back".

Dr.:"-Ajam...then take a painkiller every 8 hours".

Parásitos. Parasites.

Maga:"-I'm still feeling bad, are you sure I have nothing?

Dr.: "-You have nothing, surely it is psychological."

Ante todo, profesionalidad. First of all, professionalism.

                                                              P:"-Doctor, lately my hair is falling."
                                                              Dr.:"-Mmm...Ok, we're going to put this through your nose and take it out from your ass. But, for the record, it is strictly necessary and not for personal enjoyment."

Consulta médica. Medical consultation.

Dr.:"-Hello, tell me: what's wrong?"

P: "-Doctor, it must be very, very serious, because I do not have any symptoms and anything is hurting me".